Fire Hydrant
Excerpts from Therapy Dog’s Session Notes:
Attempt to retard patient FH’s steady slide into cynicism. / Certain esoteric phenomena are all to mundane for patient FH. / Suggest optional perspective to patient FH for their natural fatalistic view. / Patient FH’s close association with disaster tints their worldview. / Patient finds a diplomatic way to express their disapproval with the behavior of my canine compatriots. / Patient’s stationary status inhibits their ability to make observations far afield. / Patient expresses an admiration for the wonders of nature. / Patient is perhaps premature in anticipating an early retirement. / Calculate to what extent patient falls into the common error of drawing general conclusions from strictly anecdotal experience. / Encourage patient to be more precise, specific and accurate in their language.
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